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Restin' Pete's Discount Burial Barn
"Don't buy the farm without the Barn"
When you're feelin' suicidal, Restin' Pete's!
When your heart is stuck on "idle", Restin' Pete's!
When your eyes are done a-closin',
And your joints and veins are frozen,
And you start your decomposin', Restin' Pete's!

We've got services GALORE from "A" to "Z".
Facial reconstruction is our specialty.
Save BIG money with our flyer,
And become a "Frequent Dier",
That's 'cause every third embalming is done FREE!

So, com'on down real often, Restin' Pete's!
When you need an urn or coffin, Restin' Pete's!
Won'tcha let us be your parlor,
And we'll charge you bottom dollar,
Grab your phone, give us a holler, Restin' Pete's!


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    Galore from "A" to "Z", like the song says!

    From Great to Crate!

    From Stylish Ming to Styrofoam!

    See the Deal du Jour!

    Yeah, but what's it all mean?

Don't forget the kids! Free balloons and hotdogs! Free petting zoo! Join Stiffy BluebodyTM for a tour of the facilities!




You are dearly departed # to pass on and save BIG money since February 04, 1997

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